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Personal information
I am:
King of Butts, 32 years old, female, heterosexual
From:
Salt Lake City, Earth
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Occupation:
Professional Procrastinator
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Star sign:
Aquarius
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
Mixed
Body type:
Large
Hair length:
Long
Hair color:
Brown
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
5 ft 1 in (155 cm)
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About me

I occasionally take the time to watch porn on here.



A brief description of myself: Short, fat, and a jolly disposition.

List of skills:
-nunchuck skills
-computer hacking skills
-bow hunting skills

Guys only want girls with good skills.

Bonus skills:
-sleeping
-cooking tasty foods (I season well ;O)
-binge watching Naruto
-touchin a weiner
-being a butt
-perfectly honed ability to make everything awkward
-super awesome inability to initiate conversation (this is a skill)

There is like a buttload of gangs on this site that keep wanting me to join because I am pretty good with a bo staff.

Talk to me about:
Rick and Morty
How Daenerys Targaryen sucks
Evil Dead and Ash vs Evil Dead
Music (Esp that good old soulT/funk vibe and some RnB, yee)

Please do:
Have your favorites available! :D I love looking at people's favorite videos, posts, blogs, and photos :B

Other Stuff:

I am pretty awkward all the time and I have weird communication skills, ha.

I get really goofy when talking about the stuff. if you know what I'm talkin' about. That stuffy stuff that is stuffy know what I'm sayin'? I'm talking about dirty stuff, so I'm sorry if I get you all frustrated at some point because of my dorky weird thing I have going on about that, ohoho. I'm pretty bad at dirty talk but I do like answering and asking lewd questionays. :B

I like a lot of things from fishing to volunteer work. I also like a lot of thingy things. ohohohoho

Stuff I like:
Hats
Video games (PC, Xbox, PS4)
Lewd neck kisses yeee :D
Mangos
Piggy banks
Reading (fantasy, textbooks about disease and human physiology)
Cooking
Michael Jackson, yeeeee
Touchin the weiners
BODY HAIRS - bring on the fuzzy chesty bits, naughty bits, leg bits, aha, thank you.



STUFF YOU CAN'T DO!!! (oh noo) D:
No askin to see my butt because I don't have a butt. I was born without a butt. It's quite sad. It makes it difficult to sit comfortably because I'm just legs and back, no butt. How sad :( Rest in pepperonis all my booty gains that I'll never have because I don't have a butt because I was born without one :( RIP to ever being able to use the peach emoji for my buns, not that I can have an emoji for my buns because I don't have buns, oh yes I know, it's so sad. RIP to you if you thought I had any other butt but the anti butt :( concave instead of convex. :( Maybe it's just shy and introverted and that's why it never showed up. :(

Oh how sad it is , not having a butt.
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