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Personal information
I am:
Kaptain Korn, 34 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Education:
College
Occupation:
Superhero
Relationship:
Single
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Drinking:
Occasionally
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About me

Kaptain Korn is a mutant hero who can change shape at will. One minute he's bootleg liquor in your gas tank. The next, he's coating your Korn Flakes. Powerless without G-Force, taxpayer fueled subsidies and mandates give Kaptain Korn the muscle he needs to push puny 3rd world farmers back down into the dust.
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