First of all, let me emphasize that the profile picture is (obviously) NOT me. I'm an introverted 48-year-old grammar nerd who has a love for books, poetry, exploring social media and the Internet, as well as exploring and checking out all things odd and nerdy that fit well into my quaint, gay world as I know it. As a grammar nerd, I humbly protest having to describe my ethnicity as "white" when "Caucasian and/or of European Ancestry" will suffice instead and doesn't sound so "harsh." I live with my partner of seven years and we are as happy as two gay clams in the suburbs of Bikini Bottom, under the sea. LOL I like making friends online (albeit proceeding with caution of course) and checking out all that this site has to offer, and if you feel like chatting and sending a friend request, let me know! I may be socially awkward outside this virtual reality, but in cyberspace, the keyboard and the English language are my best friends who help me meander Here, There, and Everywhere online (as well as helping me further with my "way with words" as my mom described it)! But enough about me...on with the show!