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Personal information
I am:
Sir Cumsalot, male, heteroflexible
From:
Jizz City, Earth
Languages:
English
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Jerkoff Manager
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Open
Kids:
No, and do not want any
Religion:
Agnostic
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Several times a week
Star sign:
Aquarius
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Stocky
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Other
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
6 ft 0 in (183 cm)
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About me

PLEASE READ BEFORE SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST. I WILL NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM USERS THAT HAVE NO CONTENT!

As of late I have been besieged by friend requests from members possessing absolutely no content, that have been members on this site for years. Can someone please explain the benefit of being friends with a member that has nothing of their own and not or even any favorites?

I have shown you my most private possession, now show me something. I don't want to be a dick, but this is a share site. If you are intending to jerk to other people’s material, give them something to jerk to.

I am not averse to having friends, but I am not here to be a collector of friends. You will never see me with 3500 + friends. I have only on rare occasions sent out a friend request. Well over 98% of my friends came about from requests from others.

I get friend requests on a daily basis. Whenever I receive such a request I check out that member to see what they are all about. More often than not they are people with a vast amount of friends and absolutely no content on their profile. Apparently they are not reading or don’t understand my statement about NO CONTEN NO FRIEND. If you are going to be a friend of mine you need to be a contributor of the dirt that is being disseminated on this site.

We are all here for the same reason, to watch porn. All kinds of porn. That means fat people skinny people, big dicks, little dicks, big tits, little tits, hairy, gay, straight, transgender and anything else I might have forgotten. No matter what you’ve got somebody out there will be getting off to it if you give them the chance.

What is with people sending friend requests and within a week retiring? I absolutely do not understand this. Don't they know when they send the request they are planning to retire? I have had this happen several time recently and I am trying unsuccessfully to figure out what is wrong with these people.

I am just a horny guy with a tiny cock and a large sexual appetite looking to get off. I am for the most part straight but I do like looking at a nice cock getting off. All kinds of women, men & she’s get me hot. I do like chubs, big tits. That said I won't rule out anything getting my motor running.

I like watching all kinds of porn. If somebody is getting off then I most likely will watch it.

I do like watching uncut little cocks. The smaller the better. Doesn't matter if it is straight, gay or trans stuff just seeing the foreskin rolling back and forth over the head of the cock fires me up. I would like to have one myself, but sadly I don't. I tried the restoration thing some time back, but my little member was cut so tight it was becoming very difficult to even get started. The fact is it takes too much time, and that is something I don't have.

I also like watching a good looking cock spraying jizz. Something about that just excites me. I think it stems from the fact I like doing it so much myself. Since I can’t do it hours on end I think the next best thing is to watch someone else do it.

I don’t remember the first day I discovered my cock, but you can believe I have been playing with it ever since. I have been coming up with new ways to play with my cock, and it doesn’t look like that is going to stop anytime soon.

Should you find yourself still reading this at this point I would like to thank you. Apparently you are one of the few. I must also commend you for obviously being more cerebral, something that seems to be in short supply in today's world.
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