Giving a lift and fucking a virgin straight ass

There's been queen-shaped rubber duckies, and quite bizarrely, a baseball cap, a pair of white lace gloves, Rubik's cubes, and this one got me, a pink paper mache flamingo.

I'm not sure what the real connection is, and believe me, I have Googled it a lot, but we all know that Her Majesty had a great sense of humor, so I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

It's found me a fair, from her jingle eyes, on heart.