Jerk the Dick at the Parking
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13 years ago
You definitely needed to jerk off right then and there. I'm the same way, my penis and strong sex drive combine to make most of my decisions. I've also let a sperm load out like that wearing a dark suit.
You definitely need to be careful. Have a moist paper towel to really wipe your penis and hand so none of it gets on your pants.
About a year ago I took in some suit pants (among other clothes) to be dry cleaned and this older woman looked at my black suit pants and then me and said "you're disgusting---I know what you were doing--the proof's right here". I tried to say I had a runny nose and didn't realize I didn't have a Kleenex but she just shook her head and rolled her eyes as if to say "yeah, right", handing me my receipt card to bring back in a few days. Fortunately I was the only customer there.
You definitely need to be careful. Have a moist paper towel to really wipe your penis and hand so none of it gets on your pants.
About a year ago I took in some suit pants (among other clothes) to be dry cleaned and this older woman looked at my black suit pants and then me and said "you're disgusting---I know what you were doing--the proof's right here". I tried to say I had a runny nose and didn't realize I didn't have a Kleenex but she just shook her head and rolled her eyes as if to say "yeah, right", handing me my receipt card to bring back in a few days. Fortunately I was the only customer there.
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