Little Dick, Big Problems
I don't even turn around. My back stays to the camera the entire time, and you still don't look away. Let me tell you exactly what you are: a little man with a big problem and nothing to show for it. I walk you through every excuse you've made, every photo you've angled away from, every time you reached for it and came up empty. Kissing noises punctuate every pause like a countdown you'll never finish. My back to you. The whole time. And you still watch