Straight roommate invites you to bed for a nap - hairy chest

Hey bro, join me in bed man. There's room for one more, especially if it's you.

Yeah.

But, uh, well we both know who's gonna be the smallest puma, right? You.

So lay down here, turn your back to me, and let me grind on you a little bit while you take a nap.

Oh, wake me up for dinner if I ***** too much, okay?