Selling Jeff's Replica Cock on Ginger's Home Shopping Network

So I'm very excited to share this next product with you on my home shopping network. This is a very different kind of thing than I usually have on here. This is a nice dildo that has brought me to climax so many times. Funny thing is, it reminds me of my ex...Jeff. But you too can have this amazing dildo and experience all of the fun for yourself. Let's take a caller. Yes, Housewife Ginger here, how can I help you? Wait, you have this dildo and you also know Jeff? Are you serious? I'm glad we both agree that this is like Jeff's cock. Wow! Ok, next caller. Wait, you know Jeff too!? And you're going on a date with him? Then you definitely need this dildo to get used to what he's like. And next caller. Hold on! You designed this dildo!? And it is a likeness of Jeff's cock!? I don't even know how that's possible! Oh my gosh! That's why I love it so much. Ok, last caller! You want me to demonstrate this dildo!? Ok! Yes! Jeff fuck me so hard and deep! I think I need to give Jeff a call!