About me: -KINKSTERS (NO SHIT)- CHECK -BAWDY VERBALIST AND SHIT- DOUBLE CHECK -KEEN SKILL SET TO MAKE OTHERS CUM AND SHIT- MOTHER FLIPPIN CHECK ALL OVER THAT! DON'T BELIEVE ME; CHECK THIS SHIT OUT! -WE NEVER DISAPPOINT, AND IF TOLD THAT WE FELL SHORT, WE WILL MAKE UP FOR THAT SHIT! -IF SOMEONE BECOMES OFFENDED OR FEELINGS ARE HURT, WE WILL BE ALL SYMPATHETIC AND SHIT -I, THE WIFE, AM WICKED SMART AND SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE WITHIN 5 MINUTES WITH MY MAGIC HANDS; BRING ONE WITH YOU IF WE HAPPEN TO GET TOGETHER, I WILL SHOW YOU -MY HUSBAND IS THE SHIT, HOWEVER IS ALLERGIC TO BULLSHIT IF YOU ARE INTRIGUED BY THE SHIT THAT YOU JUST READ, LETS DO THIS SHIT!